"Tell us about yourself, and why you want this job?"
Well, after I finished high school I didn't have any real job prospects, so I got into government work. After I stop drooling on myself, I'll see if I can blow enough smoke up your butts with a stupid reason that you'll believe.
I swear, Napoleon Dynamite himself probably has a better chance than I do at this point. Sheesh.
I mean, I'm sure I did OK. But, I haven't interviewed for a job in, like, 5 years, and before that it was 10 years, and I felt like a blathering idiot.
"Tell us about a racial or cultural conflict you've had with a co-worker, and what you did to resolve it?"
What conflict? I don't HAVE conflict at work. But how do I say that?
I'm so freakin' smooth that I don't HAVE conflicts at work. Conflicts are for little people.
What? Why are you all staring at me?
"Tell us about a project or suggestion you made that improved working conditions in your workplace, and how you went about implementing it."
Huh? Uhm.... jeez.... I dunno. We don't get the chance to really do much to improve our lot in my dungeon-hell.... uhm, I mean... workplace, sorry.
Uhm.... I write neat memos, you want to hear about those?
Lordie, just shoot me now. At least it's over.
What? Hey! What, the...How did this picture get here?
I dunno anything about it! Someone's hacked my account!
Oh, and this, today, too.
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